New Camera Equals Picture Vomit

To Maryland and Beyond!

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Dear Professor Sarah Baranski, I know I chop off limbs, joints and pieces of peoples' heads, but you don't grade me anymore so take that. Heart, Ben

1.) He's 1/2 the reason why I'm awesome...
(for fear of getting grounded the other half is not pictured here until she approves of a photo)

I love the dump.

2.) Three Heads are better than girls... wait what?

"Oh, you Scarbro boys... you're crazy"

3.) My Sister

Chinese girl - "Is that David Beckham?"
Ben - "Yes."

4.) When the F did that happen?

I leave America and gas goes down $2.30... maybe I should stay away for the good of country.

5.) Nightshots are harder than they look.

Oh the severn....

6.) My Boss

She didn't know I was taking pictures.

7.) "I'm Tenum, the Tibetan guy."

Speaks English well. Great frisbee player.

8.) Random Student

I always scalp people with my camera for some reason...
must be the 1/16th Cherokee in me.

9.) One of my students dominating volleyball

I think it hit the net.

10.) I fell in love with this door

Not the chef tho...

11.) Construction crew don't do much in China either

Actually the sweep every inch of the city everyday...

12.) School's out.

Girl - "And then I got a barbie and Cindy said she wanted to see and I said ok and then Billy came over and made fun of my hair so I stuck my tongue out and..."
Grandma - 'Uh-huh"

13.) Loudi's "Central Park"

Just happens to be a cabbage field.

14.) Honk

I just thought it was funny to find a goose in the middle of a city... not dead.

15.) Totally ran into a Chinese middle school cat fight.

In this picture the girl that dominated the fight stared me down...
She's obviously not seen Rocky IV... The American beat the Commie

16.) Playing Futbol with an Orange

Freaking Chinese babies. I understand Angelina Jolie that much more now.

17.) Huh?

I'm still wondering what he was starring at.

18.) The Loudi ladies man.

This kid is famous in Loudi.

19.) Working hard for his money.

I knew I'd see child labor while I was here.

20.) Ma ma?

Marshmallow.

21.) Yeah, he works hard for his money.

Because he's gonna treat you right.

22.) Mid-day stroll

Then he runs into the "waiguo ren" (foreigner)

23.) I think he's smiling...

Totally my favorite picture.

Itunes: Whatever CDs Kyle gave me.